cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs
Aries: dirt pile
Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord
Leo: feisty young’n
Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric
Libra: anime trash
Scorpion: le hawt nb yaoiz partner
Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD
Capricorn: the coolest cat around
Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck
Pisces: avril lavigne fan
fun idea for upcoming halloween:
an animation consisting of a cat guy, a ghost chick, and a walking jack-o-lantern that looks like they’d be doing groovy spooky stuff
but instead they’re really just nerds who don’t even know how to be scary
a lot of people were saying there should be a skeleton involved
ALFRED LITERALLY JUST BEAT UP SUPERMAN
DONT FUCK WITH ALFRED
Kicked him so hard his shoe blew up.
What the hell just happened? Is this real life?
HOW THE FUCK WAS ALFRED ABLE TO BEAT SUPERMAN UP LIKE THAT AND CARRY BATMAN BRIDAL STYLE ISNT HE LIKE SUPER OLD OR SOMETHING
FOR REALS, SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS BECAUSE I AM CONFUSED.
I assume it’s kind of like when a mothers kid is trapped under a car and then she lifts it to get her kid.
But you know with punching out superman.
[Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family. A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.]
I never realized this until seeing the detail, but this painting is most likely about the flu pandemic.
it’s really interesting seeing death portrayed as a woman
Especially as a nurturer rather than a destroyer
- me when i first joined tumblr: haha i like your shoelaces!!! superwholockian 4 life! YES let's buy a tumblr island/university/cafe SO MUCH FUN!! DEAN IN SHORTS! supeRNATURAL GIF?!!!
- me now: i hate this website it's so embarrassing